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The Dances With Gophers Newsletter was first launched in January 2026. It's a one-man show run by me - XXXXXXXX, a freelancer, humorist, and sports fan who is also an attorney by day.

I got my first taste of writing success in grade school, winning a city-wide essay contest.1

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1 I didn't learn until years later that the sole judge of the contest, my great-uncle, may have placed a thumb on the scale.